Monthly Archives: October 2009

Earning your NBA Part 1: The Atlantic Division

Waves and waves and waves of sports are washing over us this week. Monday Night Football. The World Series between the Barack Obama Phillies and the G.W. Yankees–one’s a promising, up-and-comer, the other an arrogant mainstay that feels entitled to … Continue reading

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Trojan Horse

We’re nearing the midway point of the 2009 NFL season, and here in Philly it’s been another painful ride thus far thanks to McNabb and the Eagles. Fortunately for area folks, Jimmy Rollins and the South Philly Bombers (Motown) will … Continue reading

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Michelle by Mattel

Just in time for the holiday season, Jailbreak Toys is releasing a Michelle Obama doll continuing the recent tradition of First Lady dolls and dummies that started with Laura “Mannequin 3″ Bush and “Cankles-Fun” Hillary dolls. But what could a … Continue reading

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The Kids Wants to Know: “What Lame-@$$ Quiz Best Describes YOU?”

I’ve been mulling over how much time I have to be associated with Facebook. I mean, I’m a 31 yr-old black male, which means that I’ve already out-lived my projected lifespan by about 15 years. So it’s time to start … Continue reading

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Let them Eat Cake!

When I think of the suburbs, I tend to think of the following things: TGI Apple Garden’s adultery book clubs (with adultery) malls Jean Claude Van Damme I didn’t say they all had to make sense. But then, that’s rather … Continue reading

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No-tell, Nobel, Holiday Inn!

In what has to be the world’s Nicest Consolation Prize, Barack Obama, he of the Jedi sword and Uncle Joe Biden, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for essentially being a nice guy that’s not Bush. Now, I like Barack. … Continue reading

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Now Playing Near You: Whip It, Whip It Good, Whip It REAL Good

Oh boy, it’s been a quiet week, hasn’t it? The Kids are getting geared-up for a return to normalcy, and what better way than the latest installment of “Now Playing Near You”–a snooty look at the week’s movie releases. You … Continue reading

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