Monthly Archives: August 2010
Girl Power!
Dr. Laura is one of those media “doctors” that I never believe is really a doctor. In a pop culture universe littered with Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Oz and Dr. Doom, there’s no telling whether you’re getting … Continue reading
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Alicia Keys: Octomom
If you hadn’t heard by now, Alicia Keys, Grammy-award-winning music-harpy, is pregnant with Swizz Beatz’ (famed hip-hop producer that resembles something between Star Wars concept art and an Middle Eastern Pinocchio) baby. Normally such news calls for congratulations and, if … Continue reading
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Killing Me Softly
If you haven’t heard, it’s been quite the biblical stretch: When I checked my Mayan calendar (I got it during the time Nickelodeon was giving Maya the Bee calendars to every 5th caller one summer), it presaged the following: Chelsea … Continue reading
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The Kids’ Table: Chelsea, Lately
Writing this blog by myself is pretty hard work. I realized there’s strength in numbers, so I did the most logical thing possible: I called up a couple of my celebrity friends, and invited them to share their thoughts/input on … Continue reading
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”: Behind the Iron Curtain
Man, these C.R.A.P.’s are getting further and further apart, aren’t they? Well, we’ll have to make sure we change that, won’t we? You bet your ass we do. So, if you’re unfamiliar with these entries, the C.R.A.P. is a detailed … Continue reading
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List o’ the Week: Worst Superhero Parents #3-1
And so, here we are at the final three. Finit. End game. The Deathstar. Romeo and Juliet’s poison scene. Take a deep breath, and if you’re really that upset, revisit parts 1, 2 and 3. Meanwhile, back at the ranch….. … Continue reading
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List o’ the Week: Worst Superhero Parents # 7-6
The latest list from The Kids is answering the question: “can two fugged up people uglies and create someone that turns out SUPER, albeit a little messed-up?”. For many of us, that would be a resounding “YES”–one would need look … Continue reading
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