Category Archives: C.R.A.P.
“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”: Behind the Iron Curtain
Man, these C.R.A.P.’s are getting further and further apart, aren’t they? Well, we’ll have to make sure we change that, won’t we? You bet your ass we do. So, if you’re unfamiliar with these entries, the C.R.A.P. is a detailed … Continue reading
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”: Congress is in!
Man, this shit’s been gone for a minute, hasn’t it? And I’m sorry; I’m sure there have been tons of you wandering and waddling the streets of America with so much Chipotle’ and 5-Guys in you that it’s been muy, … Continue reading
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”: The Love Edition
It’s been a long, long time since we dropped some log-language here at The Kids…. But it’s not been for lack of action. Oh no. I’ve been around town dropping “Easter eggs” pretty regularly. Typically the places that I review … Continue reading
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go!”, Pt. 4: The Kids…takes a victory lap
It’s been awhile since we did this shit, hasn’t it? Well, it’s high time that we fixed that, huh? For the uninitiated, “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” is a series of posts dedicated to the fine art that is public … Continue reading
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”, Pt. 3
It’s been awhile (kinda) so it’s time for another installment of C.R.A.P. This time, we’re boldly going to a place The Kids… shit has not gone before. New to C.R.A.P.? It’s quite simple, really. This little on-going feature is all … Continue reading
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go” Pt. 1(b)
This past Saturday, I attended a wedding at the hotel Sofitel. Sound familiar? It should. Hotel Sofitel is the blue ribbon, the prize pig, the Barack Obama of places to dump thus far according to The Kids Don’t Get It‘s … Continue reading
“Oh The Places You’ll Go…!” Pt. 2 (cont.)
So yesterday I got a little long-winded talking about Barnes & Noble and poop-themed Amber alerts, but promised that I’d deliver the other half of that today. And here it is: My C.R.A.P. review of Whole Foods. You ready to … Continue reading
“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” Pt. 2
To date, the first “Oh, The Places You’ll Go” easily snags the most reads—the closest competitor, the “Elephant” post, is 17 hits behind it. You know what that tells me? You people love to shit as much as I … Continue reading
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Oh, The Places You’ll Go….!
Ever been on a stroll downtown when that sudden urge hits you? I don’t mean shoppin’, either. You know what I’m talking about. When this urge hits you away from home, you can get feverish and panicky. Palms, brow and … Continue reading
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