Category Archives: Restaurant Weak
Restaurant Weak: “F-ck, I got crabs!”
Hey–o! This is the latest installment of “Restaurant Weak”, where I review the fast food chains that are making your wallets lighter and your asses bigger. Hey, question: you ever find yourself driving around town, maybe leaving the local shopping … Continue reading
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Restaurant Weak: CiCi’s Pizza
I love pizza. It’s probably my favorite food for its sheer versatility. You can fold it and eat it if you’re on the go. You can eat it with a knife and fork if you want to appear civilized. You … Continue reading
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The Garden of Eatin’
So, the other week we took a look at Applebee’s and now, The Kids is returning to America’s Restaurants with a peek at another chain mainstay: The Olive Garden Don’t get me wrong. When I was a kid, going to … Continue reading
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Hold your tongue and say “Apple (bee’s)”
Because of where we work, if we want to eat out for lunch we’ve typically got two choices: syringes or crack whores. And since crack whores give me gas, I rarely eat out in the neighborhood. But not too far … Continue reading
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