Lately–and by that I mean, for about a year–I’ve become a big fan of the punchline, “….that’s what she said”. I f*cking love that line. Love it. I use this joke everyday. No really; ev-er-y-day.
Not familiar with this addicitive little ditty? Here’s a crash course via example:
In the following scenario, there’s person A and person B.
Person A: Hey B, how’s that assignment going this morning? Are you going to make the deadline?
Person B: Yeah; it’s long and hard, but I’ll get it out.
Person A:….that’s what she said.
And there you have it.
So, I’m sharing my favorite “that’s what she said” (here on abbreviated to “TWSS”) moments of the last 7 days. Enjoy.
(talking about a co-worker’s office): It’s hotter in there than you think.
(while eating fondue Saturday night): Just stick the sausage in there and swirl it around….
(leaving Montreal; the hotel doorman as he and I pack the car trunk with our bags): “Make sure there’s room in there sir; we don’t want to just cram our stuff in here……”
(yesterday, during our co-worker fantasy football draft, someone needs help finding a player on the list): “There he is at 69. Take him. He’s good to have at 69.”
Now that you’ve got it, send in your best TWSS moments!