Why the Greek gods were the original hip-hop stars:
- Because Mt. Olympus is like being on a rap video set: lots of barely dressed people drinking and banging each other.
- Because Zeus’ demands were like episodes of Diddy’s Making the Band. They even toy with people too–sending guys like Perseus on random ass assignments.
(Zeus): So Perseus, you want to prove you love Mt. Olympus?
(Perseus): Oh, most definitely, Almighty Zeus.
(Z-Bolty): Actually, don’t just take care of her. I want you to go there, cut her head off, put it in a sack and bring it back to me here at Mt. Olympus. Oh, and you need to be back in hour.
- Because Medusa and Fergie look are both stone-cold snake-whores.
- Because the Greek Gods can’t just have a horse, their horse has to have wings on it, son.
- Because Hercules drinks Vitamin Water