Getting it in the Brown

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"Kiss, Kiss"

So if the allegations are true, R&B/Pop Prince Chris Brown has been putting more emphasis on the “pop” part of his title than R&B lately.

And if the allegations are true, Chris Brown will join Bobby, James and Foxy to create the unfortunate answer to the question:

“What can Brown do for you?”

It’s now clear: Brown can mess you up.

I am now nervously awaiting the release of a Charlie Brown sextape.

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James Brown points out Chris' falling star

So yeah, while I’ve never been a fan of Chris Brown– his manufactured, corny-ass music is best served as being the B-sides of an “urban” Chipmunks album–I do at least want to send him off rightly–if the allegations are true.

And so, The Kids Don’t Get It proudly presents it’s first mixtape; TKDGI Mixtape #1: Brown and Out in Beverly Hills. It’s a collection of the least-inspiring songs for the Pop Prince to hear while he’s in the clink.

Track Listing:

1. “Smack That”, Akon

2. “Love Lockdown”, Kanye West

3. “Beware of the Boys”, Punjabi MC feat. Jay-Z

4. “Beat It”, Michael Jackson

5. “How Does It Feel?”, Pharrell

Keep your enemies close and your Bobby's closer

Keep your enemies close and your Bobby's closer

6. “It’s a Hit”, We are Scientists

7. “Knock’em Out”, Lily Allen

8. “Shadowboxer”, Fiona Apple

9. “Live Your Life” T.I. feat. Rihanna

Foxy prepares to show everyone her Ill Ha-Ha

Basic In-stank: Foxy prepares to show everyone her Ill Ha-Ha

10. “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See”, Busta Rhymes

11. “What Happened to That Boy?”, Clipse

12. “You Sent Me Flying”, Amy Winehouse

13. “Brown-Eyed Girl”, Van Morrison

13. “No Hook”, Jay-Z

14. “S.O.S.”, Rihanna

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2 responses to “Getting it in the Brown

  1. Joe

    uhhhh….no “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J or “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy?????

    Maybe those were too obvious….

    • trejohns

      ….that and I thought that they might’ve been too much? It’s so touch and go with those types of jokes–kinda like Chris Brown!

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