Quick Hits 2: The Bitch Is Back

So I thought again, largely because my brain is so mind-Smurfed from taxes and life right now, that we’d do another edition of “Quick Hits” here: just a few get-in-get-out takes on things that

Em's got one hand on the mic and one on his 'Slim Shady'.

Em's got one hand on the mic and one on his 'Slim Shady'.

are going on around the way……

Here we go!

  • In the midst of the nation’s worst economic crisis to date, there are tons of people, smart qualified people, looking for work. And who does Obama go and hire? Kumar. F*cking Kumar. He’s proving to be a “green” President more and more. Kumar’s first
    "Yeah so I'm here representing President Bu--no, no wait, Clint--yes, yeah Clint Eastwood."

    "Yeah so I'm here representing President Bu--no, no wait, Clint--yes, yeah Clint Eastwood."

    day in office? 4/20. Ah, poor Harold.

  • Reasons to hate Eminem: 1. his music’s corny 2. his voice is second to only Alicia Keys in terms of
    inspiring infertility 3. D-12 4. sharing his apparent Halloween Facebook pics with XXL Magazine. I am fully convinced that Eminem masturbates to himself. And maybe to posters of Dr. Dre, too.
  • Richard Pryor isn’t dead; he’s the starting point guard for the 76ers. And they’re going to the playoffs! This makes up for “Brewster’s Millions”…..but not “Harlem Nights”.

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