So, I read this article this morning.
By all means, read it and do come back. We’ll wait.
Ok, that shit’s pretty crazy, right? I mean really, who throws a party for their kids and then says, “Man, you know what this party’s missing, boys? A birthday orgy.”
I mean it’s really got to suck to be Honeycutt Jr., doesn’t it? Like, I watch Super Sweet 16 on MTV, and those kids are always crying about how Mom and Dad are ‘ruining’ their party because the Benz they got was a month old and only had Diddy tied-up in the trunk when they wanted Kanye.
But man, when your Mom’s like, “I’m tired of watching you boys play X-Box–let’s have a head party in this piece”, and then starts going to town on the kid that you only invited because his mom gives you (car) rides to school everyday? That’s decent reason to call ‘foul’.
And how does it happen, really?
Is it one of those scenes where the kids race to the kitchen after a sweaty ball game, and Honeycutt Jr goes, “What do you guys want to drink? We’ve got Coke, grape stuff, or Sunny D”.
And the guys are all like, “Sunny D!”, but then the mom kicks the fridge door closed and says, “Sure, you can have Sunny D, or…..who wants ‘Tang??!!” and lifts her apron and shakes her stuff at the boys (and perhaps shakes her own ‘Sunny D’s’).
I also love that her mom instincts kick in and she showers with the boys, going from Cherry 2000 to Lever 2000 on these boys.
So what happens now? Does this make “your mom” jokes more relevant to Honeycutt Jr.?
And it’s like the Super Sweet 16 kids–how do you top this year’s party???